A little dab'll do ya in

Foodborne botulism killed Cousin Laura when I was in college and almost 300 others in the USA between 1990 and 2000, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: Emerging Infectious Diseases. More recently, a deadly strain of E.coli killed several and sickened hundreds across the country. In both cases, reliable sources agree: just a little dab of tainted food'll do ya in.

What's a dangerous dose of E. coli 0157:H7? Here are two estimates.

It only takes 10 to 50 bacteria to get sick -- and 1 million of them fit on the head of a pin.

SOURCE: E. coli Blog - FDA: Don't eat any fresh spinach, Posted at 8:13 AM on September 17, 2006 by E. coli Attorney William Marler of Marler Clark in Seattle, who is representing 25 victims of the recent outbreak in fresh spinach.

Just four pathogenic E.coli cells are enough to cause complications in humans because they redouble their numbers every 20 minutes - in less than 8 hours those four cells can become well over one million cells, and one billion of these cells can dance on the head of a pin.

SOURCE: Letter from Rainer Mueller of Eric's ECHO - The E.coli Help Organization (which offers a wealth of information).

What does this dangerous strain of E.coli do to you?

E. coli O157:H7 is a highly dangerous pathogen that can cause intestinal hemorrhaging, severe dehydration and hemolytic uremic syndrome, any of which can cause serious illness or death.

SOURCE: Your Legal Information - FDA Warning: E. coli and Fresh Spinach - Lawyer

Foodborne botulism is scary, too. As the CDC explains in Facts About Botulism:

Foodborne botulism occurs when a person ingests pre-formed toxin that leads to illness within a few hours to days. Foodborne botulism is a public health emergency because the contaminated food may still be available to other persons besides the patient.

With foodborne botulism, symptoms begin within 6 hours to 2 weeks (most commonly between 12 and 36 hours) after eating food that contains the toxin. Symptoms of botulism include double vision, blurred vision, drooping eyelids, slurred speech, difficulty swallowing, dry mouth, and muscle weakness that moves down the body, always affecting the shoulderskeep descends first, then the upper arms, lower arms, thighs, calves, etc. Paralysis of breathing muscles can cause a person to stop breathing and die, unless assistance with breathing (mechanical ventilation) is provided.

Botulism is not spread from one person to another. Foodborne botulism can occur in all age groups.

I no longer play with my food. To my parents' chagrin, I enjoy "risky" pursuits like scuba diving, sailing and skiing because I've been trained to handle most contingencies, even if my equipment fails. In contrast, I have no appetite for dangerous pursuits whose outcomes I can't control. Call me overly cautious, but I can't stomach skydiving, bungee jumping or eating foods that could carry active E.coli or botulism.

Not everyone is as cautious. I noticed many patrons eating fresh salads, cole slaw and other fresh veggies in the restaurant where yesterday's Lisa Tolliver Show guests and I lunched. I, on the other hand, left my produce on the table with the tip.

Watch What You Eat! As Fire Captain Bobby Benz, WEVR-MRC Manager Marianne Partridge and I shared on air, this year's National Fire Safety Week theme is "Watch What You Heat: Prevent Cooking Fires." I've adapted that motto for dining.

What original little dab'll do ya? Brylcreem, of course! Here are lyrics to the Brylcreem commercial:

Brylcreem brylcreem brylcreem!

Brylcreem - a little dab'll do ya

Brylcreem - you look so debonair

Brylcreem - the girls will all pursue ya …

They love to get their fingers in your hair!

"Brylcreem Makes Men's Hair Look Neat" [aka: "Brylcream Jingle"] words & music by John P. Atherton; (c) by Atherton & Currier, Inc. Nov. 8, 1949; Eu 184 363.

Listen to the jingle and read the ad slicks at SlickVille.com.

Living dangerously during the spinach scare

Friday's moon hit the eye like a big pizza pie, inspiring our spinach-and-garlic-topped feast.

I was satisfied with dipping tortilla chips in garlic hummus, but it was dinnertime and he wanted something more substantial. Earlier, we'd discussed getting pizza.

"How about spinach and garlic?" he asked. "Or maybe not. Do you think it's safe to eat spinach pizza?"

His selection should not have surprised me. He'd just downloaded Popeye's picture from my recent spinach postings, and the TV news report we watched together about the third tainted spinach victim noted those most vulnerable were young children and the elderly. We are neither, and what's more, we're robustly healthy. Fools we aren't, but neither are we paralyzed by fears of living dangerously.

Although I thought FDA's lifting of its consumer warning for spinach last week was premature, I trusted spinach pizza would be safe. It's baked at 400 to 500 degrees Fahrenheit, hotter than the temperature recommended by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention:

E. coli O157:H7 in spinach can be killed by cooking at 160° Fahrenheit for 15 seconds. (Water boils at 212° Fahrenheit.) If spinach is cooked in a frying pan, and all parts do not reach 160° Fahrenheit, all bacteria may not be killed.

SOURCE: CDC E. coli Outbreak From Spinach - Update: Oct. 6, 2006 CDC Foodborne and Diarrheal Diseases Branch (10/06/2006)

Our spinach pie was fragrant, tasty, and loaded with garlic. (Perfect for repelling vampires.) Best of all, we lived to tell the tale. ###

The E. coli outbreak has sparked an upsurge in stories about "the Sailor Man with the spinach can"

The title, Bloggers Blog: Spinach Warnings Lead to Unprecedented Rise in Spinach Blogging, is self-explanatory. Not surprisingly, many writers are referencing Popeye, "the Sailor Man with the spinach can," oftentimes tongue in cheek. One satirical example is The Spoof - Popeye The Sailor Man Panicked by Spinach Recall by Farrelly Sister, Gail. I yam another culprit who cited the sailor man with the "squinky" left eye.*

* NOTE: Some sloppy cartoonists have erroneously portrayed Popeye with the both eyes open.

The recent upsurge in spinach postings is not surprising. If fresh spinach is "finiched" (at least until the food and health watchdogs announce the coast is unequivocally clear to eat spinach safely), one must indulge other appetites. One is for fresh spinach substitutes.

Some posts on the subject are helpful, such as this excerpt from the Bloggers Blog spinach storm:

Official Information: The latest statement from the FDA can be found here. For FDA updates check the homepage or the alerts section. There is also this helpful page which contains only the spinach-related alerts. The CDC has also set up special page about the e.coli outbreak. (via Health News Blog)

Some others are pure fun. One example is Useless Movie Quotes - Popeye:

Popeye: How much is the broccoli?
Geezil: Nickel, maybe dime.
Popeye: And, the spinach?
Geezil: Dime, maybe quarter.
Popeye: Then how come carrots is a dollar?
Geezil: Dollar fifty. You buy what I don't feel like selling it cost you two dollars.

Not many characters have bested Popeye. Not dastardly gambler Jack Snork, who shot the sailor 15 times, and rarely Bluto the Terrible (later renamed Brutus to avoid confusion with Pluto). Consequently, Geezil should have known better than to get goony with Popeye.

Disinclined to pay even a single samolean (also spelled "samolian"), Popeye cuts Geezil's price down:

Popeye: [Takes the carrots and tosses Geezil a nickel]
Geezil: Ah ah. Nope, this is a nickel.
Popeye: I'm payin' what I feels like payin'.
The Tax Man: You're not up to no good are you? Because if you are there's a 25¢ up to no good tax.

DIALOGUE SOURCE - The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) - Memorable Quotes from Popeye (1980).

IMAGES SOURCE - Striplets about Popeye and his friends.

Spinach stories are also whetting penchants for pop culture. Apparently, blogging about spinach and Popeye is no trivial pursuit. For example, even Lisa Tolliver On Air and Online - Superman is to Kryptonite what Popeye is to....fresh spinach?! is "casking shadows" online. It blew me down to find, at press time, that "axskin' " Google to search "lisatolliver on air and online spinach popeye" returned this "intelligensk" at Allen Canning Company - Google Finance:

Blog Posts
Superman is to Kryptonite what Popeye is to....fresh spinach?!
lisatolliver - Sep 16, 2006 - Lisa Tolliver On Air and Online A second statue was erected in Alma, Arkansas, the self-proclaimed "Spinach Capital of the World" and home to Allen Canning, which markets Popeye-branded [...]

The Google Finance posting breaks there, but the "spinach storm" is still raging.###